C G Am F
VERSE C G Am F
You fixed my car for me, helped me pay my rent.
Now a $500.00 bill’s (STOP) $900.00 and Thirty Nine Cents!
You said you like my kids, asked how it would be,
If you had more children, (STOP) guess I should ask if they were with me!
CHORUS C G Am F
You want the house, the home, the white picket fence,
Said that I could stay home, you’d pay the rent,
But I knew, yeah I knew, (STOP) it wasn’t what I wanted to do.
You want 2.5 kids and all that jazz,
A lifetime commitment for good and for bad
But I’m through, I’m through, (STOP) hey baby I’m through with you yeah!
BREAK C G Am F TROMBONE
VERSE C G Am F
You wanted to add that addition, just add some space,
Now I’ve walls and a ceiling, (STOP) it’s the rest of the house that I need to replace!
You said you played an instrument, you played some guitar,
I didn’t know at the time, it was (STOP) an excuse to go down to the bar.
CHORUS REPEAT C G Am F
MANDOLIN LEAD C G Am F 4x
CHORUS REPEAT C G Am F
TROMBONE LEAD C G Am F 4X
CHORUS REPEAT C G Am F
End on “Yeah” NO CHORD